The assignment of English II

Karina Sun
Professor Truscott
English II
9 March 2008

How to Clean Horses’ Hooves
Audiences: new members of Horse-riding Club

  Cleaning horses’ hooves is a job full of challenges and caution for beginners. Following these steps will make you get into the situation easier and faster, but one still needs practice to be skillful. Before we get started, please make sure that your horse isn’t frightened during the process, and the surroundings are safe and noiseless. First of all, you need a hoof pick to start cleaning. Then, stand beside the horse’s left foreleg (you should stand in the opposite direction as it does.) with a hoof pick in your hand. Bend down, and touch its left foreleg with your left hand from up to down, to let it notice your action and your intention, and grab its cannon (the part between knees and hooves) up gently. Successfully, the horse is now raising its hoof, and you have to hold it with your left palm firmly. Now, start cleaning its hoof with a hoof pick in your right hand. There follows two steps of using a hoof pick. First, use the side with a pick to weed out the dirt and dung stuck inside its shoes and hooves. Secondly, after picking, use the side with a brush to brush off what you just picked out, especially the seam between hooves and shoes. During this process, please be aware of that you are not facing its hooves. You’ll be in a great danger if the horse is frightened by sudden accident or noise. After cleaning its left foreleg, please repeat the procedures just explained above while you’re going to clean its right foreleg. However, please note that this time you have to use the hoof pick with your left hand, and hold the hoof with right palm. It’s opposite from cleaning the left hoof. When both front hooves are cleaned, it’s hind legs’ turn. Generally speaking, it’s almost like what you do with its forelegs, but you must pay double attention to it because they are the most powerful yet dangerous part of a horse. And again, please be aware of your “face-hoof position,” so that the whole process will be harmless and peaceful. It might be difficult for beginners to clean horses’ hooves, and it’s always not easy for the first few times. Nevertheless, it’ll be better off after you practice and earn more experiences. Besides, observing those skilled and experienced ones demonstrate/teach the process is also helpful.

想去愛買買這些東東

  • 水果兒!!蘋果吃光光了,想買蘋果可是現在蘋果超貴!O . Q 去愛買看看有沒有比較便宜的蘋果或者可以替代的其他水果!(雖然小吃部和清夜都有在賣,但是我不想給它貴!!!本人是堅信大賣場一定比水果攤便宜的!!!)
  • 花生醬!(雖然水木百貨和小七有在賣,但是我不想給它貴!!!)
  • 雞蛋兒!(同上!!!!)
  • 其他!(純粹依現場而定)

嗚嗚,如果有摩托車就好了~~~ 要走路去的話,回程會頗辛苦!搭公車又不划算!看來要找個有閒的一天來做這些事了......

Bertolt Brecht

http://blog.udn.com/article/trackback.jsp?uid=jason080&aid=395485

文學作品讀法開始讀他的劇本。
楊莉莉和 Guy的風格很不同,前者偏重 play & drama,後者偏重 post-colonial,各有各的長處。我覺得上劇本比較有趣生動,讀起來和 post-colonial的作品有完全不一樣的感受。也有可能是上學期初一開始 Guy發給我們 Wolfgang Iser 的 "The Marketplace of Interpretation" 的影響,讓我覺得Guy的課不好唸...... (應該說是 quizzes, mid-term 都從裡面出,花太多時間讓我有點噁心);接下來幾次的 quizzes 都沒什麼準備,都只拿6/10......
讓我的文讀期末總成績只有 77(33/65)(50.77%)......
\(▔□▔")/~ ~\("▔□▔)/
唉,想當初認真準備這些看起來不起眼的 quizzes 就好了!這樣要80也不成問題啊!!

總而言之言而總之,在朗讀劇本的時候,我都默默的希望老師叫到我.......
可是我害羞,又不敢自己舉手自願唸(尤其班上很多外系的,一點都不認識)...... (攤手)
BTW,楊莉莉說的是帶有台灣腔的法國腔英文唷!!一聽到就覺得Estell的英文有相似的腔調......
難道我大二選日文後說英文也會帶有日語腔?!那怎麼唸我的名字都是卡莉娜了......(聳肩)

上完課後,楊莉莉又發了劇本下來,是 "The Good Woman of Setzuan" (aka.《四川善人》???)好大、好長的一篇啊!!!這個假日將會忙碌......

Bertolt Brecht更詳細的英文wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertolt_Brecht

椎名林檎

最近開始上YouTube找她的歌,但是對這位傳說中的椎名林檎還不是很熟...... 知道的不多,也都從Wiki看來的...... 她有些MV拍的很好!她的歌聲很自由、無拘、奔放、powerful,有「毫不在乎世界上任何東西,我只要唱我的歌,我就是喜歡唱歌」那種感覺!我一直以為她年紀頗大了,因為從很早以前就聽說過她的大名。曾經認為她是唱演歌的...... 不過後來知道她是變化多端的搖滾歌手!

她以獨特的唱腔,前衛且特立獨行的詞曲和造形聞名於日本流行樂壇,音樂風格變化多端。有「新宿系創作女王」和「歌舞伎町女王」之稱。

椎名林檎 - 「罪と罰」

椎名林檎 - やっつけ仕事

Sarah Silverman "I'm F*cking Matt Damon" on Jimmy Kimmel

今天無聊,看不下蘇怡如指定的第三章,所以就逛去PTT看就可版......
結果發現這個啦!!超好笑的!!XDDDDDD


"on the bed
on the floor
on a towel by the door
in a tub
in the car
up against the mini bar..."


And...
"Jimmy Kimmel is F@cking Ben Affleck Response to Matt & Sarah"


超好笑的!!
嗚呃...可是 Cameron Diaz 的動作和表情好低級唷(可是很好笑)...

"Nature is but an image or imitation of wisdom, the last thing of the soul."

"Nature is but an image or imitation of wisdom, the last thing of the soul."
-- Plotinus