剛剛的英國文學

守民姊姊佛心來著～～

可能是體恤我們奮鬥完報告的辛勞，所以今天都在看電影！

整個超開心的！！！

從來沒有一節英國文學像今天一樣那麼輕鬆啊！！！！

第一部是看了 Robinson Crusoe (1954)...

看完之後，我可以想見守民姊要出什麼題目在期中考了......

整部片趣味十足，歡樂繽紛，娛樂效果佳。

但白人也太一廂情願了吧，整個是白人本位主義。

然後因為時代久遠，鏡頭處理地也很趣味。

經過五分鐘的中場休息，接下來是看 Wilde (1997)......

以上為 Oscar Wilde 本人照片↑



一開始就看到演 Pride and Prejudice 中 Elizabeth Bennet 的 Jennifer Ehle...

然後果然不出所料，在守民姊之前的「暗示」（"You will NOT fall asleep."）下，加上那個香蕉男和其他男演員的奇妙關係，就大約知道 Wilde 會有斷袖之癖.....

果然啊！！！
剛說出我的猜測，接下來就肛肛啦！！！

但是那個香蕉男（Wilde）也太太太太太醜了吧！！！

"Fuck me, will ya?"

因為在片頭開始的時候，大家都看到"Jude Law"的名字出現，所以大家都很期待帥哥出場......


但是.............

在第一個肛肛場景後，我開始有不祥的預感......................................
結果影片中 Wilde 換了兩個 "boys" 之後.............

Jude Law 出現啦啦啦啦！！！（教室尖叫、驚呼四起）

整個是年輕帥氣到爆炸啊啊！！！！
您看看，頭髮茂盛的跟什麼一樣！！

今日慘況↑

呃...............然後恐怖的畫面來了

Jude Law 和香蕉男肛肛了..............................

（下面那位就是香蕉男↑）

我有想衝上去把投影布幕扯下來的衝動.................................
OQ


而且還不只一次！
每來一次，教室哀嚎聲遍野！


Jude Law 明明就那麼帥氣，為什麼要被香蕉摧殘..............


然後今天課就在哀鴻聲中結束......
守民姊姊宣布下禮拜繼續把它看完......


我整個很難過..........................................................................

好難過好難過..........................................................................

整個很不舒服..........................................................................

Jude Law 竟然會被肛肛............... 還被個醜男..................

我都要哭了！！！天啊啊啊！！！！

你醜就算了，身材也要練好一點嘛！！！！

然後課堂結束前，守民姊還說：

"Come on, Jude Law ALWAYS plays gaymen!"

不～～～！！！
Jude Law 一直是像代言 Dunhill 中的那樣帥氣、優雅、高貴！！
完全沒有肛肛味啊！！！！

Audition...

今天戲劇排演試鏡......
根本沒有準備，今天早上到新竹後才看一下。

本來想說要演 Mrs. Peachum，
後來又覺得 gansters 其實也不錯。
結果演一演，發現我的 key 其實可以很低，演 Peachum 也OK......

所以我 audition 就演 Peachum 和 gansters...

抱著好玩、好奇、有趣的心態去參加這次戲劇排演的小公演。
（小公演，顧名思義，當然會公演囉～～ 在外語09公演前幾天！各位路人甲、乙、丙、丁可別裝死沒去看這場有「天才演員」之稱的 Karina 的大學舞台處女秀啊！！XD）


回歸正提......
結果，剛剛導演艾瑪寄通知信來了。




剉賽！
我竟然是演 Act Three Scene 1 裡的 Peachum！
台詞多到爆的境界！！！

完完全全沒有想到角色真的會被我歐到......
還是個超級重要的大咖.................................！
我該怎麼辦啊 OQ

我要在十二月中背好台詞啊...........................
還有延後到十二月要交的戲劇排演期末報告................................


我都要噴淚了我

Headline of BBC Asia Pacific

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7712294.stm

狗改不了吃屎，吱吱改不了暴力；女宿改不了停熱水，幹！

蔡嬰蚊：「那些暴力滋事的民眾看起來不熟悉、身穿特定服裝，可能是黑道，請相關單位查明......」
黑道：「幹，躺著也中槍！」

又沒熱水

Fuck you, I don't want to spend my time telling you the following content contains lots of fucks!!!! You hear me? To stay or to fuck off, that is your god damned question, not mine!

Fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is that??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to see this fucking thing happen again when the day is getting colder!!!!!!
Fuck you!
I don't want to hear you damned shit exuses writen on the board!!!!!!!!!!
Why didn't you tell us this shit earlier?????!!!!!!!!! Fuck!!!
Then what did I pay for if there was no god damned hot water when we needed to take shower at night???!!!!!
You want us to climb over hills that far away to take a shower with bottles and bottles of shampoos???
Fuck you! Why don't you just strip off yourself there to make us laugh out and feeling happy??
To entertain us with your ridiculous lame excuses and suggestions??? Fuck it!
It's better to entertain us when you strip! See, it's more ridiculous!!! Damned it, can't you see that??
Why don't you just suggest us to jump into the lake nearby the dorm???
The water temperature is almost the same~~~~~~ That's great, isn't it??
Taking a bath (oh, not just a shower!) with such a romantic moonlight and cool breeze at night...
That's fucking fantastic!!!! Fucking great!!!! Fucking romantic!!!!

Fuck you, you dumb ass! Can't you think of other ways to fix this same old problem???
Can't you use your fucking brains?? Can't you think??? Can't you call engineers to fix this once and for all??????? Can't you do that??????????

If you can't, just cut off your dicks and feed the dog!!!
Well, if you don't have dicks, then slice off your tits!!!!
Well, you don't have a dog??? Then feed a cat you dumb ass!!!!!!

I don't give it a damn if it hurts or not cause what I care most is what I deserve to have!!

What the fuck were you doing to post that small peice of shit on the main gate of the dorm??
What the fuck were you doing to write a line of shit on the bulletin board downstairs???
Do you think that people will go that far to the main gate just to see that shit???
Do you think that people get the sixth instinct so that they know what you're going to do???
Do you think that people are always having a lot of time so that they can climb stairs up and down and up and down to the first floor, or to just wait in front of the board to witness what you are going to write????

Fuck you!!!!!!!
Fuck you!!!!!!! Can't you never realize how important it is???
If you can't, chop off your god damned heads and make them footballs and have a game with your headless and brainless colleagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can help you if you can't do that!!!!!

Fuck it!!!!!!

Being Sporty

Yeserday I wake up at 5:30 in the early morning to go horseback-riding.
Finsihed the riding (The sitting trot made me uncomfortable...),
I rode my scooter back to the dorm and wanted to take a shower before the class.

Our group had a presentation, we must get there earlier at 10 to rehearse.
I managed to do that, but it was such a hurry.
I hated/hate climbing hill for class every morning!
It was/is a such obstacle to haste!

I always have double faults and therefore I lose the game.
I could win all of them if I was a good server. I mean it.
Therefore, I got up early this morning at 7, though I didn't have any class until 10.

Jessie and I climbed over those damned hills with the damned heavy "blue bircks" in hand.
I had to prepare all the stuff I need for class. 10:10~18:10 today, with a lunch break druing 11:50~13:10. "The Usual Tuesday Mode."

At last... We got the tennis court around 8:30.
What a bright, delightful, and sporty morning.
I started to serve. But most of the time it was ended up double faults. God I hated/hate that.
It was/is frustrating.

Jessice doesn't play tennis, she loves jogging.
And she had to finish reading her reading assignment before the class at 10.
So she just sat indoor and read.

Jimmy then came, I could practice with him.
It seemed that Jessie also finished her work because she started to jog around the court.
It feels great to do sports which I like most in the morning with such a mild temperature.
Well, except the over-sunny sunshine, it was perfect.

After playing about for 70 minutes, we stopped to prepare to leave.
By the way, it was getting hotter and hotter...
I thought it was November, the autumn...wasn't it???

We climbed over damned hills again, and finally reached the HSS building.
It was just on time.

The class was just going to start.

After sqeezing out all my physical strength, it was time for the mental.
The endeavors made upon those I like are perfection.
I love this exhaustion.

Always feeling energetic and sporty for the next time!

11/1~11/3 心情 (chronologically)

• 平復：摩托車被拖真的只能說我衰吧。聽說他們都只拖停最外面的，拖完一台閃人。靠！

• 失落：禮拜六下午宿網被外面的管線工程挖斷了。清華記憶徵文比賽因此擱下。

• 重拾：沒宿網，就開始畫一下圖。幾百年沒畫了。畫了以前最不擅長的人物像，發現漸入佳境。上學期看的有關素描的書果然有用！開心。畫圖果然開心！

• 用功：因為沒宿網，就多了些時間看一下英國文學的 midterm paper。發現竟然只要350-700字。雖然沒辦法查OED Online和雅虎字典，不過尚有書本字典！發現這本小紅英英字典頗好用！然後思考了番，寫了些，就來到400多字啦！！高興啊！可交了！（誤）

• 悠閒：真的超喜歡禮拜六的晚上。校園好寧靜、行人好少可是每個人看起來都很優閒。風拂過樹梢、落在我的臉上。騎著好不容易和禿禿一起修好的腳踏車到清夜覓食。吃了好久沒吃的大腸蚵仔麵線（:D）、臭豆腐、QQ圓。聊天、開玩笑、嘴砲，哈哈大笑。真是開心。帶了QQ圓來到已關門的總圖前的路燈下，坐在階梯上吃了起來。夜涼如水。聊到Guy，Guy就出現。真是笑死人了。一叫他，他還停下來找一下聲源（人那麼少的校園裡竟然還有人叫他）。然後坐過來一起聊天。他介紹的河粉好像很好吃 O ﹁O，也聊的瑪格莉特˙金最愛提到的 melamine milk.... lol 一說「Enjoy your milk」Guy就猛做罐牛奶的動作，爆笑。Guy 還是那一百零一套衣服。不過他好像換穿牛仔褲了 :P，畢竟 Saturday night，要休閒一點嘛！

  "You do enjoy your life. Most of the people will bring this QQ圓 back to the
  drom, and turn on the computer. That's the 'default mode,' and you're doing
  the'special mode.'"

"Nah, acutally, we're doing the 'life-style mode,' you see?"

• 完備：明天的口語訓練演講準備好了。打算先講先結束，這樣才能把我的 visual aids 吃掉 :P 那可是我的午餐呀！

• 心痛：真希望樓下交誼廳的新體重機是壞的...........................................................

• 納悶：真希望樓下交誼廳的新體重機是壞的...........................................................

• 鬱卒：真希望樓下交誼廳的新體重機是壞的...........................................................

• 充實：今天五點半起來，都做了一堆事情（騎完馬）再回學校、洗完澡，竟然也才快十點。難怪一日之計在於晨。

• 發現：鴻遠軒的蜂蜜紅茶（$15）真的超好喝！比自在坊強大多了！！

• 投入：戲劇排演看完大家分組演的 "The Three Peny Opera"之後真是佩服至極。大家都對這個超用功的（慚愧......我至今都沒把劇本看完..............），竟然都把德文版的DVD裡的歌舞劇部分記起來，直接配到劇本的英文台詞裡。威爆了。精彩。開心。害我好想演。所以今天下課後去填了演員名單。留下姓名學後號，偏好角色欄寫了：

  "except: Polly and Jenny"

  不曉得會分配到什麼小角色。

• 難過：真希望樓下交誼廳的新體重機是壞的...........................................................

• 積極：想要力行每天早上早起運動的習慣！古人都說一日之計在於晨！

• 充實：明早八點和禿禿去運動；我去打網球、她在旁邊慢跑。然後基米八點半加入，就可以對練。九點四十左右收拾，大家一起漫步上山去。接著上七堂課到六點十分，來個體力與腦力的挑戰。我不要變寬。網球課比賽不要雙發失誤，都害我輸光光了。

• 澈悟：果然有網路就會花很多時間在電腦上。宿網恢復了，一下下一小時多也過了。

現在在計中

因為昨天下午女宿宿網線路疑似被某種生物或物體弄斷了......
然後要禮拜一才有人來修......
所以我在計中

話說，這間電腦教室的電腦全都換新的了耶！！
學校怎麼那麼有錢啊？？！
電腦好像都一直在淘汰！！


題外話：
那為啥沒錢給我們人文社會學院呢？
我們外語系的文學組需要錢聘老師啊啊啊啊啊啊！


話說昨晚開始處理瑪格莉特˙金的 midterm paper，
然後很高興的發現只要 350～700字！！！
太好啦！！
之前擔心死了，以為是要1000字～2500字咧！！
沒想到那麼少～～～（灑花）

明天要戲劇排演分組 oral presentation、後天菲利浦˙崔的課要演講......
以上兩個都準備得差不多了，只是演講還要準備那個什麼 visual objects.......
頭痛啊.........

既然 paper 字數沒有想像中的多，那預計這禮拜五就能回家啦～～～
（如果跟打工請假說不定就能禮拜四晚上回家～～～）

話說...
計中阿宅真多
每個人的表情都好詭異