my boss hires a girl-woman (?) who's apparently not a NTHU student as his full-time assitance.
well, how do i know she's not from NTHU?
just look at her! she has no 'academic' teperament.
she dresses well, but she has no 'elegance' and the feeling of wisdom and knowledge.
as soon as she speaks, first-impression-points are deducted...
okay, okay... i'm gonna stop to judge others...
since it's a full-time job, i have to meet her a lot while i work, and i have to say i hate that. meeting her is just fine, but i mean here, i have to be with her in the same office for three hours, and obviously i am totally not familiar with her.
i hate that kind of awkward situation when i have to be in the same room with strangers.
(and that is not obligation!)
well, how do i know she's not from NTHU?
just look at her! she has no 'academic' teperament.
she dresses well, but she has no 'elegance' and the feeling of wisdom and knowledge.
as soon as she speaks, first-impression-points are deducted...
okay, okay... i'm gonna stop to judge others...
since it's a full-time job, i have to meet her a lot while i work, and i have to say i hate that. meeting her is just fine, but i mean here, i have to be with her in the same office for three hours, and obviously i am totally not familiar with her.
i hate that kind of awkward situation when i have to be in the same room with strangers.
(and that is not obligation!)
and then, my boss came in, and that lady started to chat with her. and honestly, i can't hear anything really meaningful in their conversation. she just giggled, laughed, asking some irrelevant questions. she just giggled at some pointless talks. i can't understand why. totally!
and, no offense, her broken english was so hard to catch...
i was in that 'giggling' situation for three hours, and i thought, "god, are they flirting with each other?" "is she flirting with her boss?"
wow, that was too much...
hey, i was there, lady. i was there, dude, working!
but soon afterwards, i thought that i was just too suspicious and sensative. maybe that lady was just born passionate and friendly (to caucasians...) i don't have to guess or think too much. i don't have to mind others' business.
i just gotta concentrate on my work, and bear it until my work is done. i told myself.
and eventually, eventually,eventually... i was off the work!
and that flirting business was off my mind, too...
until this afternoon...
god, i really think that that lady is interested in the boss!!!!!!!!
according to my today's observation, she WAS flirting with him in a slight way...
i didn't mean to hear their conversation, but hell, i WAS there!
what could i suppose to do??? seal up my years? god!
i can say that 80% of their conversation wasn't about the job or the research...
that lady just talked crap! god... she kept giggling, asking the boss to come over to her laptop to solve her questions...
according to my god damned precise instinct, she is surely wanting him a date...
and the boss seems to take this alright, common, and normal.
maybe he thinks she's just being passionate and friendly...
(a famous quote from ppt:
god, i can't stand it.
why the fuck should i be there to disturb her flirting?
i'm there to work, god damn it!...
what a shity day...
but, the shit of the day wasn't over yet...
i was exhausted, tired. and when i jsut stepped out the education center, pulling my bike out and was ready to head for the cafeteria, there was a huge group of people blocking up my way...
"what the fuck...," i groaned in my mind. "what the fuck is that?!"
they were senior high students who attended a summer camp of NTHU Dept. of ESS.
(i knew it because they all wore the same shity dumb-ass t-shirt with "ESS" on it...)
then a girl (freshman, i guess) called me and stopped me.
i was..
"????!!"
"what the fuck is that?"
(murmuring in head, of course...)
being surrounded by a group of people (at least 10, though all kinda dworfy...), what the hell would you do?
i was totally not in the situation.
then that dworfy girl said to them, "go and ask!"
("what the fuck do you wanna ask me?")
then those bunches of dworfs looked at each other for a few seconds, and then asked,
"妳男朋友歌了嗎?"
???????!!!!
what the fuck?? what songs? sing what? why songs? what the fuck?? what the fuck are they talking about?
i responded in a huge, immense doubt."什麼???"
then those dworfs REPEATED the same question...
"妳男朋友歌了嗎?"
what the fuck??????????!!!
does it mean anything when you repeat the same confusing question??????
am i deaf?
i still couldn't understand!
i looked back at that dworfy girl with a really-obvious confusion.
("what the fuck are you talking about? are you guys marsians??")
and, they REPEATED the same question again!!!!!!!!
oh god... are they retarded? can't you explain what the hell you are asking??
please god damn explain it!! is it that fucking hard??
and, finally, in the third or maybe fourth repetition, i got it...
they were asking,
"妳男朋友割了嗎?"
..........................
fuck me!!!
why could a crowd of senior high school students just stopped some passerby at the campus and ask that kind of retarded, childish, no-privacy question at all?what kind of question is
that?
i thought it was a healthy, educational camp for our gradually dumbier senior high students to understand the academic world??!
why should i have to answer this retarded question and waste my precious time on you those dicky heads and virgina weeds?
whether my boyfriend's prepuce is cut or not is none of your fucking business!
and what the hell is that, being surrounded and asked by 10 people at the same time??
are you fucking interrogating me? are you fucking jury? who the fuck you think you are?
who the fuck you think you are able and qualified to ask mine and my boyfriend's privacy?
they are helpless!! they are fucking retarded to core!
"不知道"
i said and left. god, they were wasting my time...! shit!
dworfs without brains. brilliant.
why should i answer that? fucking idiots!
你們這群死雜毛乳臭未乾的死小鬼們,啊你們是割了嗎?
割完了再問我,靠腰咧!還要老娘我跟你們耗掉三分鐘,幹!
我還好心地以為你們是要問路!!幹!!
台灣教育真的沒救了......
怎麼會有一群乳臭未乾的高中生在清大校園裡問女路人這種問題呢?
就算是營隊闖關,這種問題也不用再確定嗎?
is it okay because it is just for fun?
這種低級問題也問的出來,還在清大........
靠腰,我還以為我人在泌尿科診所咧....
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