Arsy Happiness

O my dear cute hip,

I loved you so but you betrayed me so,

Agitating your frat brothers against my soul!

Left hip and thigh coordinated with the shank,

Conspiring a mournful agony to be a shame!

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote

The pain of Feburary hath perced to the roote...

O my dear cute hip,

I wish you recovery and stamina

To navigate me through sitting and sporting,

And shield me from bombardment of midterms.

And in return, you should get tough and bold

To support the perfection of human body and motion.

You should depict an arsy happiness as compensation

For what you've done to your poor master.